Of BAD kissers....The first one happened a few weeks ago..and very randomly, truth be told i initiated it and i damn well ended it too. I guess i have been lucky in the year or so leading up to this...i didn't have much to complain about. There were a few i wished would do a little more of this..or a little less of that, but for the most part it was totes. Then i made the decision to kiss BK #1....it was much like a kiss i got in my teen years when everyone was still figuring it all out....i like to describe it like this: boy opens mouth wide, boy locks mouth in open position...boy thrashes tongue around with wild abandon. It was painful..and all i thought in those very brief few moments when i was trying to maneuver my way out of it was "shit, anyone who is looking will think I am a bad kisser!!" (and yes, it was in a public place...cause i am a classy lady) BK#2 wasn't so easy to get away from...and his kissing style is what i am officially referring to as "the worst kiss ever". I just want to know how a man GETS to a certain age kissing like a rabid dog and NOONE stops it!!! It should be some sort of crime...there should be consequences for this type of torture. Are you with me here??
Anyway, some kind friend of mine pointed out that bad things usually come in three's...soo i guess there is one more dud in store for me....are you him? well just be warned that THIS time i am not sparing any feelings...i will turn and run immediately.
p.s. thanks for all the GOOD kisses i got this year...you know who you are *wink*
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